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Bought this as a gag gift for my brother and ended up keeping it for myself. The milk chocolate is genuinely creamy, not that waxy stuff, and it took me three weeks to get through the whole 2.2 pounds.

I was skeptical about the size, but this 2.2-pound slab of milk chocolate is silky and melts perfectly—my whole family shared it for a week.

I underestimated how big two pounds of chocolate actually is — this thing is a full 10 inches across and barely fits on my cutting board. The milk chocolate is genuinely creamy Belgian stuff, no waxy aftertaste, and one square is honestly enough for a whole evening.